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Mr Obama..Im calling you Out

We been doing Internet Improv comedy for couple years now, and I (baddog) normally dont discuss politics. But, Mr Obama made his speech to congress that this is the time to not back down on America, and if someone is against or not doing what they are supposed to.. we are to call them out

President Obama met with Cabinet members on June 8 to discuss progress of the stimulus plan. According to the Associated Press, he and Vice President Biden pledged to create 600,000 jobs with stimulus money by the end of the summer.
Where's the Jobs? Why am I and all my friends jobless, losing everything including the faith that this is the greatest Country in the World?

so, to follow my commander and chief orders

Mr Obama and his cabinet,...IM CALLING YOU OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERES THE JOBS ?????????????

NOT THIS TIME..NOT NOW

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Mayonnaise Jar and the 2 beers

Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly.

The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children.

Spend time with your parents.

Visit with grandparents.

Take time to get medical checkups.

Take your spouse out to dinner.

Play another 18.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.

Set your priorities.

The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.

The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

Please share this with someone you care about. I JUST DID!

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS...
....IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN !

Who the F@&k is the Redneck Radio Network

Everybody knows that rednecks can't be geeks too, right? That has always been the conventional wisdom; which is how the Redneck Radio Network came to be the under-the-radar, low-flying, heat-seeking truth-missile of comedy that is now found on Ustream. Nobody was looking for geeky rednecks, and all of us involved in our little network slouched, slumped, and back-doored our way to number 10 on MySpace's Country/Redneck comedians. That's right. The Doghouse with Baddog, the RRN's flagship webcast, is now rubbing elbows with some cool comedy acts in the USA.

In June of 2007, all of us found our way to NowLive. Brokenpole (Jonathan Sparks) and his wife, Smokinbeaver, (Sharon Sparks) went there so that they could interact with each other. The two of them (Broken and Smokin) were living apart 90 percent of the year due to Jon's contract job with a nuclear power plant. Baddog, (Bob Dilts) Meroll and C-roll (Marty and Casey Rollins) and their extended families came to the "Social Broadcasting" website in order to do live, improvisational comedy. We all met, including Marty's wife, Tina; and Amanda and Shelly Dilts (Shelly is Bob's wife, Amanda the daughter) and from that moment on a hot, sticky June afternoon internet history was experiencing the vagina-ripping birth contractions of something more than a comedy webcast.......Then we met Pastor Rick. Yea, verily; the rednecks would surely perish in the flames of eternal perdition if it weren't for the spiritual guidance of our internet preacher, Pastor Rick Hope of Lillian, TX. We all lean heavily on Rick. It is in his show that we all come together to pray, and hope that God won't get too mad at us for some of the foul jokes that we make. Rick loves us all without judgement, which shows that Texans aren't immune to the Dumbass gene.

Enter the International Glamour-Puss of All Media, the lovely and talented Ester Goldberg: from the moment that Meroll and Ester exchanged their first loving insults, a connection was formed that spawned the Bus Ride to Hell. There was a particular Sunday afternoon show that we all did on Nowlive when I think all of us knew that something magical was happening. I think it was Meroll who threw down the gauntlet; challenging Ester Goldberg in a Hellen Keller Joke deathmatch. When the Hellen Keller jokes degenerated to dead-baby jokes, there was an almost audible CLICK that occurred when the planets of old, glamour-filled Hollywood lined up with the rusted-out pickup trucks on Redneck Road.

The summer of 2007 was a scorcher. California was on fire; and in the deep south, it was hotter than a blistered pussy in a pepper patch. In their little corner of the world, the rednecks were burning up the internets. At some point, the admins at NowLive asked the show hosts to try to remain on-air as long as possible, so that NowLive could test it's durability. Never to be the ones to pass up an opportunity to break some shit, the Rednecks rallied around Baddog and crew; helping them stay on-air continuously in a 137-hour marathon. Bob, Shelly, and Amanda rotated in shifts and kept up a constant dialog with callers and chatters without playing music. Every Monday thru Friday, at 7pm Eastern time, the Doghouse with Baddog went live; rain or shine, holiday or no holiday. The Doghouse established a reputation for consistency that is unparalleled. The same consistency is continued on Ustream. Every Monday thru Friday, at 7pm Eastern, 4 Pacific you will find the Doghouse is live.

Living by the philosophy that "it ain't funny if it ain't real", The Redneck Radio Network has opened the book of our lives to the world. It would be pointless for us to take ourselves seriously at all, so we let y'all into our lives. Hell, laugh at us. We sure as hell do. When life boils down to a choice between laughing and crying, the members of RRN almost always pick the laughing part. The rest of the world seems to enjoy laughing at us, too, hence our success on MySpace.

Don't worry, though, y'all. There is no chance in hell that the Redneck Radio Network will ever get too big for our britches; not with Meroll's hemorrhoids, Brokenpole's broken pole, Baddog's tendency to break his own ribs out of hormonal angst, and C-roll's job as mayor of Lackanookie. As we have since we started this populist adventure back in June of 2007, we intend to continue. Our loyal audience is what keeps us coming back to do shows. Folks who have followed us to Ustream from Nowlive especially deserve our heartfelt thanks and love. Y'all are some crazy mammyrammers, and possibly mentally ill ones, too. You know who you are. I wouldn't presume to call y'all out in public, Warmachine, AndrewPainter, Marywallace, Jessie Odell, Ripper, Eboe, Sapphiregoth, TiggerWarrior, QueenBeeYatch, Ramona, kenny C, Kaeos,Fozzie, Realvee, Shocker, and Zazz. Y'all have total anonymity.

We are going to post this little missive in several places on the internet. Wherever you find this, stay tuned for more updates. I'll be posting bios and curriculum vitae for the individuals in our little network. They should be interesting, seeing as how our particular collection of misfits, bums, ex-sailors and porn addicts are reluctant to talk about their individual pasts.

The Doghouse with Baddog is number 10 on MySpace redneck/country comedy. Check out the videos there, y'all. (www.myspace.com/doghousewithbaddog )

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Julia Nunes live in doghouse 2/6/09

Julia Nunes will be Live in the Doghouse with baddog on Friday 2/6/09 at 7pm est. The interview will be streaming from Agnes Scott College in Decatur, GA. We won't be really doing a conventional interview. Julia and her managers are aware that this will be a streaming comedy show, and Julia is going to be part of the comedy. The Doghouse is most definitely NOT a meemaw-friendly show. In deference to the fact that Julia Nunes' mama is probably going to watch the show, we will make a serious effort to clean up our language a bit. The subject matter that is likely to come up, however, ain't always going to be rated PG. Our comedy is improvisational, and the language is probably not going to play well with parents of minors. I must tell you that we do intend to introduce Julia to redneck words like mammyrammer and goobersmoocher. She's a yankee, and we can't let her visit the South without giving her the best education that we have at our disposal. She's young and impressionable. It will be good for her, and good for our audience.